'cause we got it going on
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
{ 9:18 PM }
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED...(conveniently copied off bored.com)Act like a spy / secret agent for the dayAct like you just met your friend for the first timeAlphabetize the food in your fridgeAnnounce your candidacy for PresidentAnnoy total strangers Apply for a unicorn hunting licenseArrest yourselfAsk the person in front of you to marry youBalance a pencil on your nose Bark at your dogBe a smart blondeBe a square rootBe one of those people that yell “SHH!” (even though they ADD to the noise)Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a cameraBoil ice creamBounce a potato Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animalCall toll free numbers and make friends with the operatorsCarpet your ceiling Carry a briefcase with you and offer people phony legal adviceClaim you are late for a date with the white rabbitCrawl around the room humming the music from Mission ImpossibleDebate politics with a petDeclare April 6th “slap butt day” at your school and actively celebrate it Fake an accent Find a bug and chase itFind pepper and dust and break the world record of sneezesFind some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg Get angry with yourselfGet bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it outGet your dog braces Get yourself as nauseated as possible, like by spinning around and looking straight upGive names to your body parts Give your cat a mohawkGo to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak EnglishHot wax the bottom of your brothers/sisters shoesHug a stranger then apologize saying you thought they were your grandmaJoin the debate team and agree with everyoneMake oatmeal in the bathtub Make shoelaces out of noodlesPick other people’s nosesPour water in your hand, make a sneeze noise, and throw water on the back of person's neck. Act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.Practice your arm pit farting skillsShout “shut up, SHUT UP,” and hit your head on a tableWrite glow in the dark messages ("I'm watching you") on people’s ceilings Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear I DARE YOU. (: